“Lady, you better be separating the laundry.
I’m not laying on any pink towels because you’re an idiot.”
Grumble, grumble, grumble…
“Nobody ever listens to me.”
“HEY! HEY! DID YOU HEAR ME?!? Don’t make me have to do this myself!”
“Hmph. That’s better. Just don’t add any of that smelly stuff to my cat bed.”